Frank and Ernest by Thaves for January 18, 2023

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    jasonsnakelover  over 1 year ago

    One time I got a third childhood and a second body.

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    NCGalFromNJ  over 1 year ago

    I agree!

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    InTraining  over 1 year ago

    FRANK… look at you… the RED undies prove you are in the second round…!

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    The Orange Mailman  over 1 year ago

    Must be rough with no neck.

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    androgenoide  over 1 year ago

    None of this piecemeal stuff, I’m holding out for a whole body transplant.

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    sandpiper  over 1 year ago

    I’m with him. Used to be a lot more flexible, physically and mentally, than now. Now I amuse myself listening to the creaks and groans of parts that wish they were younger too.

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    walt1968pat Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Second childhood, no way! I’m not leaving my first.

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    wirepunchr  over 1 year ago

    Some people grow old and others never grow up.

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    Saddenedby Premium Member over 1 year ago

    as I approach the golden ages

    things do become undone.

    with body parts in different stages

    of blowing out or up when on the run.

    my ears are plugged my eyes are dim

    my body isn’t very slim

    and when I inquire just why this gaff

    I seem to hear a wicked laugh

    that echoes ’round inside my skull

    and seems to bang from wall to wall

    and like a screaming crazy gull

    proclaims “because” and that is all!

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    uniquename  over 1 year ago

    “Inside every old person is a young person wondering what the heck happened.”

    - Cara Harvey Armstrong

    Dunno who she is, but the quote is brilliant.

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    The Brooklyn Accent  over 1 year ago

    Dr. Asimov, in his last couple of decades, used to say, “I’m in my late youth. I say ‘late’ because it’s dead.”

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  over 1 year ago

    The spirit is willing but the flesh has already peaked.

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    cuzinron47  over 1 year ago

    I’m in my ’can’t do that no more’ period.

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    pamela welch Premium Member over 1 year ago

    You got that right!

    My mind says, “Oh yeah, that sounds like fun”; my body says, “Have you lost what little mind you have left?”

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