Fred Basset by Alex Graham for January 26, 2023

Oh Fred, at least cover your tracks a little better…

Oooh, croissants and sausages—Great breakfast!

The wolf in him awakened and he wolfed it down.

I’m sure it’s circumstantial, Fred.

You had to guess? It was obvious, that neither of you had eaten the croissants.

Gotta put them higher!

Busted, Fred! But they always leave stuff out like the sausages and then expect Fred to just leave them alone. Not gonna happen.

Dogs will be dogs. They always find a way to get food.

Well Fred did they taste good ?

And here I thought he was such a güd boi.

Where have all the croissants gone?

Long time passing.

Where have all the croissantss gone?

Fred has nicked them every one.

Oh, When will you ever learn?

Oh, When will you ever learn?

Must learn to cover your tracks Fred

Not exactly the cleanest getaway, Fred.

Five minutes later and there wouldn’t have been any crumbs.

Oh, Fred!

So far no one has linked the “trail of crumbs” to the one in “Hansel and Gretel”.

Case dismissed, due to lack of evidence. (Burp!)

Sigh…

“Tasty!”

Why do they always blame the dog, when its obviously their fault for leaving the food where the dog can get it.

Thatis what you get for leaving what frredikes out for him to reach

Last fall, I was grilling sausages and I left 3 in the pkg on the counter, I brought them in and of course, 2 of the dogs that I was dog sitting followed me in …… I noticed that the young Choc Lab didn’t follow them in …. didn’t think much until I finished eating and shared with the other 2 ……. then when I was putting everything away I realized that the pkg with the sausages was missing ……. you guessed it, the young Lab had snatched it off the counter and went outside and had his treat …. :)

Fred, somebody called Perry Mason.

Well, at least it wasn’t the normal sausages that got purloined this time.

Fred just wanted to make sure that they would find him if he got lost!

The comic and the comments make a great news headline: "Cicumstantial Croissaint Crumbs Convict Culprit’.

One oops wipes out all the Good Boys.