Herman by Jim Unger for January 10, 2023

Yes. You have to let them dissolve in water first. Then down the hatch.

No. But you can take them to dinner and a movie.

You misunderstood. They’re suppositories.

If you don’t want to pass out from too much alcohol, then use water.

Constipation alert!: You must to soak them in water for at least 5 minutes before taking. Otherwise they may cause severe blockage.

No . . . pills that size are for your horse. No water necessary. You use a thing that looks like a pea shooter to blow the pill into their mouth.

Don’t confuse them with your wife’s bath-oil beads!

I’ve had pills that seemed to be that size. I had to cut them in half to swallow them.

You can tell how old you are by how many quarts of water you need to take your morning pills.

Ah,Then it’s Good News Everyone…….

…and you don’t chew these….got it⁉️

Those red balls will stand out on the golf course

Reverse your vacuum from inhale to exhale, place pill at the open end. Insert pill end in your mouth, hit the switch. BUT FIRST, be sure you’re sitting on the jakes, just in case of over pressure.

It’ll take a whole swimming pool full of water to make those things go down, and not like a spoon full of sugar.

I wash my pills down with beer….

A plunger might work better. Best if you use a new one.

You can garnish your martini with them.

No! These are suppositories – EEK LeftCoastKen beat me to it!!! Shoulda looked b4 I keyboarded, welll still early morning for me…

Just take one and put it right up the hatch.

The last time I saw red round things like that, they came with a fuse.

I knew pickled eggs were good for something.