Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 23, 2023

Dukes real estate knowledge is still in the 1970’s.

100K??? That wouldn’t even get you a garage in Aspen!!!

Bought my house about 45 years ago for $32,000. According to the tax man, it’s now worth $300,000. I doubt if I could sell it for that much.

The plane crash he died in was not his fault. Requiescat in pace

In my neighborhood in central Austin – 1,700 sq ft, 60 year old+, cracked slab=$700k teardown.

Did the REAL JOhn Denver ever comment on the “feud” with Duke?(Including shooting at his space capsule when Denver went “up”)

It’s a sellers/buyers/deceased persons market.

in Greenwich Village there’s a tour, one stop of which is at the sex shop that has vibrators named for the characters in Sex & The City.

Kind of an “Airplane!” moment: Realtor: “Shall we say $100,000?” Duke: says “$100,000”

Love how the cigarette smoke from frame two goes into frame three.

That would cover maybe a square foot now, even with a teardown.

Put two more zeros on that and we’ll talk.

If he’s in Aspen, why are their Cactus in the background?

I get calls from the Real Estate Fairy all the time. They keep trying to steal my house by offering Half what it is worth.

The Thieves on Wall Street are busy trying to buy every house in the country so they can make a killing gouging Renters.

I’m not convinced that the tie-knot issue has been fully aired.