Herman by Jim Unger for January 22, 2023

“Nope. All I got’s a $9 bill. Exact change.”

I have seen giant pumpkins.

One time I weighed 21 pounds. One time I weighed 16 pounds altogether. One time I had $10.

Vegetables at “Food of the Gods Grocery Story” are definitely NOT organically grown. Herakleophorbia is suspected to have leaked into the soil of their food supplier. The FDA is investigating. Meanwhile, do not let your children eat the free food samples there!

Only $9….OMG

oh the irony

Yes, but it’s illegal to show it publicly.

Big produce. Big bills.

Probably not non-GMO.

Grown on Gilligan’s Island from radioactive seeds.

Think I might have put 900 pennies in a sack just for the fairness of it.

I can say the same to you, buddy‼️☺️

Organic= just another way to gouge the consumer…

Hope the customer gave the grocer a $100 bill. It would serve him right.

They live in two different worlds of what smaller is…

Fresh from Chernobyl…,

Is he at Sam’s or Costco?

I hate to see the pests that feed on these jumbo veggies

I’ve heard of Big Pharma and Big Tech, but never Big Produce.

When I was looking for electric knives, I came across a mini chain saw for cutting meat. This needs to be his next purchase.

Jolly Green Giant’s outlet store…

Where do you keep the good yams?