Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for December 26, 2022

But I need that for my phone. Your services aren’t gonna be needed for 364 days.

I wondered how he kept it so bright. I wonder how long the battery life is on it.

Would be better if it said “what’s Rudolph doing?” If you can’t see him a few from you, you better get your eyes checked!

My nose doesn’t need recharging. Without intervention, its “current” flows constantly.

Sadly, Rudolph had to retire after this year’s run. Once the NTSB found out his nose runs on Lithium batteries, they decided the fire risk was too great for him to pull the sleigh. Now he works on a fire truck.

Apple’s got this new international charger that fits everything, but it plugs into the other end.

Whether by nasal mucus or environmental consciousness, Rudolph is definitely going green.

He’ll upgrade to the solar cell antlers when the bugs get worked out.

Is that a C or A at 45 or 65 Watts…

Rudolph is right there!!

I always thought the glowing nose was supposed to be an organic phenomenon (bioluminescence, like a firefly?) but it seems that idea was laid to rest with the classic TV special — in that one it sure looked like his nose was running on batteries!

One good sneeze and Rudolph will destroy the North Pole’s power plant.

The real Rudolf has a coal fired generator for his nose light, as god intended! /s

This reminded me of a different take on this theme: https://www.gocomics.com/offthemark/2022/12/18