Scary Gary by Mark Buford for December 08, 2022

(burp) :D

I have a couple of neighbors that maybe tasty (they’re so annoying and weird).

I’m the same way.

Im ready to go off on one of my neighbors! Inconsiderate, junk all over and motor cycles, infringing on my property, parking on the grass and between houses, you name it they do it! Wife worked at police station….but haven’t seen her for over a year….prob divorced!

Gary can read him like a book!

Prey is plentiful, the climate is good.

A rare moment of near civility from Leopold. Savor these few minutes, Gary, and probably best not to open your mouth.

The neighbor was the president of the HOA, so no jury will convict him.

A steady diet is reassuring and relaxing, it’s true. Gary seems to accept Leopold’s cannibalism a little too casually for a Reform vampire, though….

My neighbors do help keep me well fed, but it’s the live ones, and I wouldn’t want to upset the supply-chain.