Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 10, 2022

Yea my sister won’t let me stay in bed either.

all his powers fail when it comes to his wife and her requests

Use your magic to make the house clean itself while you sit in a chair or lie in bed.

Where’s the dragon for heat?

No house work at all that’s women’s work

They have running water? Who here knows what a “Ram” is? We had one on a farm in upstate NY. They pump water (by gravity) forever uphill and they never broke, except when frogs got sucked into them. If I ever go back to the NE I’d like to get one

Saturday is a good day for cleaning.

Wiz looks like a turtle in this comic.

Housework never takes a holiday, Wiz.

And her retort will probably be something about doing housework every other day…

This reminds me of fantasia when Mickey Mouse is doing the cleaning yip yip yip yip yip

The wizard is living in a modern castle. Neat! I want magic powers.

that’s my house every week… only my work revolves around outside… :{

Zoom zoom zoom

Well, that’s just wrong. Just plain wrong.

It’s better than doing it on NFL Sunday.

So, is Saturday “no need for a joke day”?

Where there’s a spell, there’s a way…

So, here we have a guy who regularly goes about in a miniskirt, but gets cold on Saturday. That’s odd.

Use your wand to clean the house, dummy.

My method is to “sweep the room with a glance”.

All wizardry goes for a toss when the eve insist on household activities. We can relate.