Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 07, 2022

What did they do to the operation guy?

Did you manage to do all of that doc. And not make Rudolph nose light up ?

He definitely can’t survive without having a heart.

They do look pretty similar.

At least his nose is still intact.

“butterfingers!”

Judging by the placement of the bandaids, they also removed his brain.

How’d you fare with the writer’s cramp? That one was always the hardest for me. Such a narrow opening so you have to be very careful how much you open the tweezers.

Ya gotta check the wristband!

No alarms went off so we just thought we were ‘winning’. No one thought it might be a bad battery that kept your nose from lighting up.

No alarms went off so we just thought we were ‘winning’. No one thought it might be a bad battery that kept your nose from lighting up.

All that and he didn’t even get to feel buzzed.

Andy Capp Is lucky he wasn’t a patient there.

I don’t really get this one. Also, why is it in black & white?

amazingly, with all the stuff that’s disappeared, the Operation Game is still available.

But on the bright side, they left in a dozen sponges, a rusty forceps, a Rolodex watch, and a Mercedes key fob.

Reindeer Games

MMMM Braised venison ribs. Not very meaty but tasty.