Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for November 28, 2022

One time I was four months old.

Isn’t it the same way when it comes to snake poop?

May the Lord be with you as He is with me.

My late, lamented goldfish probably remembered the day I won it at a high school carnival.

Thanks for the bird poop factoid. I really needed to know that.

No, goldfish aren’t related to elephants. I checked

Correct. Birds excrete both urine and feces from the same duct/orifice.

Wow, no stupid hour long stories today. Thank you guys :-)

I wonder who the opening band was for Nirvana at that opening show? The Raincoats perhaps? Whatever, this story is thin gruel for the real RBION buffs like myself. Sometimes I think they’d be better off just making stuff up. The bird poop story is completely lame too, wowsers, you say there’s pee in that poop too?!? Sorry descendants of Ripley, this installment just don’t cut the mustard. Now where did I put the Ding-Dongs I was gonna have for breakfast?

And you don’t want to know where eggs come from. Or more to the point, pass through.

You’re welcome.

Nirvana’s opening act was Calamity Jane. And the concert was on YouTube once upon a time. Nirvana did do some well known tunes, Lithium, About a Girl, All Apologies. But no Smells Like Teen Spirit.

I forget the fishies name every few months anyway.

Take care, may happy New York City pigeon Glucky “The Lady With The Popcorn Arrives At Two PM But The Good Stuff Is Over By The Lyceum Theater Entrance” Kleepord be with you, and gesundheit.

I met a girl named Nirvana yesterday. I asked her “Did your parents give you than name while you were still In Utero?”.

I just shook my head and said “Nevermind.”

What did the nirvana fan say to the sandwich shop guy?

Make me one with everything.

I have a date with a girl who loves Nirvana. She asked me what to wear on our date next week.

I told her, “Come as you are.”

Until next time.

Thanks for clarifying on the bird poop content. I feel so much better knowing that.

How exactly does one test the memory of a fish?

Fly Economy class with the birds!

The Nirvana jokes I posted all feature the names of songs or albums recorded by the band Nirvana.

Good for Nirvana.

Two goldfish are in a tank.

One turns to the other and says “do you know how to drive this thing?!”

A Goldfish dumped his date.

Goldfish: I can’t believe this, She photoshopped her body to be beautiful, how did this happen? Then he realized he was dating a catfish.

A nerd went fishing and caught a very small goldfish. She spoke to him with a human voice begging to be left alive because she was so young, and if he let her go, she promised she would grant him a wish.

The nerd thought a little and said “Ok, i will let you go, but don’t let me die a virgin”.

This is how he gained immortality.

Never liked Nirvana. Too screamy and noisy for my taste..

Also known as guano, right?

I’ve found the bird poop info to be handy most of my life. Because I’ve almost always had pet birds, people would ask me why bird poop was so messy. Since it’s a combination of urine and feces, it’s usually very wet, and therefore sloppy, and a small amount smears all over the place.

Lol! An audience that is abusive to the opening act deserves the second-rate songs.