Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for November 23, 2022

The knothead pilots action significantly raised insurance rates for airshows resulting in cancellation of shows with low margins that could not afford the rate increase.

YEA!! GoComics is back online….Believe it or Not.

I wonder how hippopotamus meat tastes.

Why would the USAF be doing a flyby in Ottawa?

the longest 4 days of the last 20 years! I’m old & grumpy. I depend on these smiles.

Would it not be a Canadian jet that smashed the windows?

If I were entrepreneurial, I would make and sell t-shirts that read: “I Survived the Great GoComics Crash of ’22”. (If you do this, I want a cut of the action. I call dibs.)

“Which jet was that?” “The ottowan. LOL… wow I said ‘lol,’ what a strange thing to say. I’ll be fine. But yes, it was the ottowan. LOL.. there I go again!”

Take care, may forgotten comic Soupy “Hippy The Hippo Was One Of My Best Friends And Pookie Was A Close Second” Salesord be with you, and gesundheit.

A blonde wanted to try out ice fishing. She went out and purchased all the gear she would need and headed to a local spot to try to catch some fish.She went out onto the ice with her gear and after getting comfy on the stool, she started to cut a circular hole in the ice as she had seen on the internet. As she was cutting, she heard a voice from the heavens speak out, saying, “THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.”The blonde was startled. She stood up and looked around but saw no one. Cautiously, she moved a little further out onto the ice and set up in a different spot. She sipped some hot chocolate from her thermos and then started cutting another hole. Again, the voice called out, seemingly from all around her.“THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE”Now feeling quite scared and starting to get a bit frustrated, she moved all the way to the far end of the ice and laid out all her gear, sat upon her stool and started cutting another hole. Right away, the heavenly voice boomed out, this time louder than ever, “THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!”.She jumped off her stool and looked all around her. She shouted to the heavens, “IS THAT YOU, LORD?”The voice answered, “NO. THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE ICE SKATING RINK. THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!”

For those curious about the jet flyby and how it was a US Jet, here’s this: https://nowiknow.com/why-ottawas-airport-is-called-yow/

Apparently, Maverick’s been flying for longer than we thought.

What’s the difference between a hippo & a zippo?

One is heavy & the other is a little lighter.

Has Saudi Arabia got a lake?

May the Lord be with you as He is with me.

I’M Very Happy to see you back! Good Day

That’s the joke of the day!

Where was the Royal Canadian Air Force during such a simple ceremony in Canada?

Are we talking Ontario California, or Ontario Canada? USAF jet going sonic up in the Great North would be an international incident.

OK, so what is an AMERICAN figher jet doing flying over Ottawa? Last time I checked, Ottawa was in CANADA,

i let loose sonic booms all the time

I wonder why a USAF jet is doing a flyby at a Canadian airport.

Mavericks’ Canadian cousin?

Now go home and be a family terminal.

::sigh:: I really wish people would read the comments before they ask the same questions over and over (sometimes back to back). But I’m so grateful that GoComics is back in action that I won’t complain, LOL! (I’m just wishing, not complaining. Yeah, right). :-D

Okay, so this is a joke for those that love math (both of you):

Why can’t you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Because you can’t multiply a vector by a scalar

Yeah, I need to work on it.