JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for November 25, 2022

“No good deed goes unpunished!” said Oscar Wilde.

sigh. Ya, ain’t that the truth!

To think that most people dive into a pool.

The actual saying is “what leftovers?”

Was that what Joe gave to the guy yesterday?

The only reason I look forward to holiday meals is that leftovers means that I don’t have to go to the store or cook for a while.

I used to like eating refrigerated poultry, but then I quit cold turkey.

Ate alone, will have stuffing and pumpkin pie for a week.(deli turkey).

What you do is volunteer on Thanksgiving and have your dinner the next day.

That way you get leftovers.