Back when there was Pet Rocks, the training instructions said to put rock on floor, put hand out and say “sit” and then say “stay” then slowly walk back wards.
I can make green anoles running wild on the deck railing bob their heads up and down and flare out their dewlaps just by wiggling my eyebrow up and down. (They can change colors too from green, to tan to almost black)
allen@home over 1 year ago
You’d have better luck trying to teach Zoe a trick Hammie.
angelolady Premium Member over 1 year ago
The lizard doesn’t need to be in the house with Hammie. Or get him little earplugs and a blindfold.
leopardglily over 1 year ago
Yeah… I personally have a gecko and this is 100% lizard behavior.
danketaz Premium Member over 1 year ago
I guess he ate the turkey leg after all.
Templo S.U.D. over 1 year ago
Valerie Frizzle’s chameleon Liz can do a lot of things. It can — for example — pantomime as well as drive a transforming school bus.
jr1234 over 1 year ago
Back when there was Pet Rocks, the training instructions said to put rock on floor, put hand out and say “sit” and then say “stay” then slowly walk back wards.
nosirrom over 1 year ago
Next they’ll teach him to walk in slo-mo.
iggyman over 1 year ago
He can change coloration, that’s a cut trick!
kaycstamper over 1 year ago
Or all your yelling at him!
Neil59 over 1 year ago
Oh I thought Hammie would get in trouble for feeding part of their Thanksgiving dinner to the thing.
Just-me over 1 year ago
They are interesting creatures and their gimbaled eyes moving independently at times are intriguing.
ctolson over 1 year ago
Hammie ought put a piece of multicolored paper in the aquarium or a piece of tie-dyed cloth.
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
As soon as they leave the room, the chameleon begins his show:" Hello my baby, hello my honey/ Hello my ragtime gal!"
oish over 1 year ago
I can make green anoles running wild on the deck railing bob their heads up and down and flare out their dewlaps just by wiggling my eyebrow up and down. (They can change colors too from green, to tan to almost black)
Judy Hendrickson [Unnamed Reader - 852856] over 1 year ago
Rather have the chamelians than to have these kids!!
jrankin1959 over 1 year ago
Why do you think the teacher let you have that as a class pet in the first place?
christelisbetty over 1 year ago
Well, he’s better than a turtle that stays inside it’s shell.
LaughterIsJoyMuliplied over 1 year ago
Thou shouldst not issue a command thou wouldst not obey thyself, Hammie.
figuratively speaking over 1 year ago
“Stay” is the trick at which I excel. I’m very proud of my performance.
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault over 1 year ago
Throw it against the wall and see what sticks.
The Quiet One over 1 year ago
Kind of hard not to stay.
gopher gofer over 1 year ago
leapin’ lizards…
ToneeRhianRose over 1 year ago
Haha! XD