“The beacons of Gondor are alight, calling for aid. War is kindled. See, there is the fire on Amon Dîn, and flame on Eilenach; and there they go speeding west: Nardol, Erelas, Min-Rimmon, Calenhad, and the Halifirien on the borders of Rohan " this scene in the movie is amazing…well, they all are !
“I have summoned thee hither, on this greatest of quests, to use thine strength to open this valuable vessel.” “What?” “Help. I can’t get this f$$$in’ thing opened.”
P51Strega over 1 year ago
Gone-dork
jel354 over 1 year ago
He needs the rhyme “rightey tighter…”
paulprobujr over 1 year ago
Stop with the woke Tolkien representation!
(That’s meant tongue-in-cheek for those without a sense of humor.)
enigmamz over 1 year ago
Before TV remotes, my dad would call me out of my bedroom into the living room to change the channel for him.
waltermgm over 1 year ago
Lord of the mason jar rings.
Happy Tinkerbelle Premium Member over 1 year ago
“The beacons of Gondor are alight, calling for aid. War is kindled. See, there is the fire on Amon Dîn, and flame on Eilenach; and there they go speeding west: Nardol, Erelas, Min-Rimmon, Calenhad, and the Halifirien on the borders of Rohan " this scene in the movie is amazing…well, they all are !
stamps over 1 year ago
Maybe he can orc-hestrate a swift comeback.
toddqwilliams over 1 year ago
It’s really important when you can’t open the Nutella!!
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
“I have summoned thee hither, on this greatest of quests, to use thine strength to open this valuable vessel.” “What?” “Help. I can’t get this f$$$in’ thing opened.”
Baucuva over 1 year ago
Now they dial 911 for stupid reasons.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 1 year ago
This is not an alliance destined to long endure.
P51Strega over 1 year ago
OK, we’ll let the abuse of the alarm system go this time, but don’t make a hobbit of it.