Strange Brew by John Deering for November 15, 2022

The bought that launcher from West Bendtoastastan.

Launch counter measures of jam.

Unfortunately, we ourselves were bedazzled by the enthusiastic infomercials of that toaster oven guy.

The program was toast. All communications had been scrambled and their bacon was cooked.

Well find out tomorrow. Maybe.

Our toaster is a little bit over enthusiastic – sometimes the toast pops out so hard it ends up on the kitchen floor!

North Korea?

I wonder what part of us contains the bejeebers?

Well butter my buns…

A failed test would be considered crumb-ling!

Flying toaster cruise missiles.

It’s what the delivery system is slathered with that matters. Well, hoping it doesn’t land on the floor might be right up there. Of course it might have burned up en route. Leaving a lot of crummy pieces.

Everybody jumps when flaming Pop Tarts come out.

It’s the cereal offenders you have to watch out for.

What? Nobody going for “Radar Jammed”? https://youtu.be/eDcNOLhZ2lc