Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for November 25, 2022

It’s nuts how it went off so easily!

isn’t that the squirrel from Mutts?

It’s a good thing those alerts are so sensitive.

Imagine the fatalities if they weren’t!!

At her age, isn’t everything a health issue?

Awwww! Broomy is worried about her fragile state.

The squirrels in my neighborhood have gotten much more aggressive. But not as aggressive as this one.

The echo must’ve set it off.

OK, you’re gonna have speak very softly around that thing.

at 1500 years old, you would imagine a SNEEZE might be a death threat…

One day, while wearing my Apple Watch, I was trimming some tree branches. I was having to work my hands really hard in order to cut through a thick branch when, all of a sudden, I heard a voice telling me that my fall feature had kicked in, and I ended up talking to the 911 operator! It took me awhile to convince him that I was all right, and I apologized for the inconvenience. I no longer wear it while trimming branches.

Hey, that’s an advanced watch! It can detect when Broomie is nuts in her head! … I mean, HAS nuts on her head.

Overtly aggressive squirrels are a health issue. Good thing you’ve got a sensitive alert bracelet, Broomie. Disregard G@ylord’s bad advice!