Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 11, 2022

Sorry dude. Don’t think you have much choice.

Perhaps later they can run a relay race.

Would you rather tap dance?

Rhythm Is Gonna Get You

Then his light burned out, and they all had to stop.

Couldn’t they do the bunny hop or some other kind of line dance?

That red guy looks like he wanted to stay home, but when one light goes out, they all go out.

“C’mon, shake your body, baby do the Conga…”

Oh, come on, Mark! The “Electric Slide” gag was just sitting there!

Make it a country line dance, then!

Like to see them try the Hokey Pokey

Breakdancing would be a bad idea.

There are lots of line dances. What a bunch of dim bulbs.

Once one starts, the rest are LED. They’re all dancing before they realize Watt’s happening. They’ll keep dancing until it Hertz.

It’s nice to tie in together though

Great party! They drank until they were all lit up.

Could do line-dancing

Hope they all have good balance. I’d hate to see any of them trip the light fantastic.

Mine do the twist. Whether I want them to or not.

Quick – somebody play that Debbie Boone album

You could all do a dive it might be a “break dance”.

They couldn’t start dancing until the music hit the right chord.

I’d like to see them at a punk rock show, in the mosh pit.

where are the purple lights, thereby completing the rainbow??

They all look pretty light on their…feet?