Used to work in a restaurant and make real lemonade in the summer and many would drink it all up. So I put blue food coloring in it and that solved the problem.
That could backfire on you epically, Amelia, considering the sort of tactics said nurse will likely want to resort to so to treat your apparent poison consumption, all of which typically mean getting said “poison” back out of you…usually by force.
Laughed out loud! I’m going to have to try this at my gym. For years I’ve been looking for a giant Hershey’s syrup bottle, as I saw someone doing the same thing (cleaning it and filling it with water) at the a gym.
Opposite sides of a very similar coin. However, Ameria gets her excitement by causing pandemonium; whereas, Wallace seeks his adventure much the same as Don Quixote, by seeking and by fighting his “Giants” with his faithful companion Spud…..
dmah Premium Member over 1 year ago
Participants of SantaCon do the same thing, except those jolly inebriates fill their spray bottles with Bombay Sapphire Dry Gin …
mr_sherman Premium Member over 1 year ago
There must be a test she didn’t study for today.
jymy Premium Member over 1 year ago
the school nurse will get the last laugh when she breaks out the stomach pump…
Wilde Bill over 1 year ago
I never knew anyone like Amelia. Now I feel like my childhood was deprived of something important.
Templo S.U.D. over 1 year ago
isn’t Amelia five months’ early for April Fools’ Day?
Ida No over 1 year ago
The nurse has Amelia’s number. On speed dial. And, a special card.
“Bingo!”
Batteries over 1 year ago
I know someone who emptied out a giant bottle of Hershey’s Syrup and uses it for their gym water bottle. She gets interesting looks
einarbt over 1 year ago
Brutal.
Faustus Mitternacht over 1 year ago
Creative little cuss, aint she?
crookedwolf Premium Member over 1 year ago
That’s a one-use only “get out of school free” card..
artheaded1 over 1 year ago
I have a friend who decided to do this with a laundry detergent bottle, BAD IDEA! The soap never rinses out all the way.
jschumaker over 1 year ago
No Spud. He must have thought he was going to get sprayed,
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 1 year ago
Used to work in a restaurant and make real lemonade in the summer and many would drink it all up. So I put blue food coloring in it and that solved the problem.
Ed The Red Premium Member over 1 year ago
Make vanilla pudding then put it in an old mayonnaise jar. Eat in public.
wordsmeet over 1 year ago
Oh, no! Amelia is giving your readers’ kids bad ideas. Censor her! :P
morningglory73 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Amelia may still get sick from the window cleaner residue still in the bottle.
scyphi26 over 1 year ago
That could backfire on you epically, Amelia, considering the sort of tactics said nurse will likely want to resort to so to treat your apparent poison consumption, all of which typically mean getting said “poison” back out of you…usually by force.
It’s not exactly a pleasant experience, y’know.
NealJ over 1 year ago
A spray bottle from the dollar store doesn’t have window cleaner residue. :D
chromosome Premium Member over 1 year ago
Laughed out loud! I’m going to have to try this at my gym. For years I’ve been looking for a giant Hershey’s syrup bottle, as I saw someone doing the same thing (cleaning it and filling it with water) at the a gym.
Melki Premium Member over 1 year ago
She’s got more than a bit of the Wednesday Addams spirit, doesn’t she?
donwestonmysteries over 1 year ago
I wonder how much the Seagull learns at school? I mean, is he passing?
raybarb44 over 1 year ago
Opposite sides of a very similar coin. However, Ameria gets her excitement by causing pandemonium; whereas, Wallace seeks his adventure much the same as Don Quixote, by seeking and by fighting his “Giants” with his faithful companion Spud…..
gamerdude8000 over 1 year ago
the botle is facing difrent directions in the first and last pannls
@hiho over 1 year ago
lol breh Amelia is an evil genius
moondog42 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Her name is Amelia, not Heather, tho….?
Aladar30 Premium Member over 1 year ago
That poor nurse will run, throw out the window cleaner, try to make Amelia trow up what she drank… Great prank, Amelia!
NWdryad over 1 year ago
Who puts these ideas into her head—oh, wait.
Mary McNeil Premium Member over 1 year ago
“10,000 Flushes” is also that color.
parkerinthehouse over 1 year ago
HARPHHAHAHAHA
Homeward Premium Member over 1 year ago
Nice. I’m kinda starting to like that kid.
The Seagull 8 months ago
Good idea