Today’s quote is brought to you by Scout the dog! Please address all complaints to Scout, the cosy dip in the middle of the sofa, Sam’s house, England.
“Poop wherever you want” is not a dog’s philosophy, it’s a drunk’s philosophy.
I oughta know. I’m a dog.
I sincerely hope that “pearls of wisdom” is figurative and you’ve never had to assay Scout’s output looking for a favorite necklace.
I heard this one before: "If aliens saw a human walking alongside a dog and picking up its poop, who would they think is in charge?” Makes you think!!
“Outside of a dog, man’s best friend is a book. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.” Marx.
For dog lovers:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H17edn_RZoY
Bring joy. Poop outdoors.
Sam Hepburn creator over 1 year ago
Today’s quote is brought to you by Scout the dog! Please address all complaints to Scout, the cosy dip in the middle of the sofa, Sam’s house, England.
Algolei I over 1 year ago
“Poop wherever you want” is not a dog’s philosophy, it’s a drunk’s philosophy.
I oughta know. I’m a dog.
rip_marco over 1 year ago
I sincerely hope that “pearls of wisdom” is figurative and you’ve never had to assay Scout’s output looking for a favorite necklace.
TobyMa45 over 1 year ago
I heard this one before: "If aliens saw a human walking alongside a dog and picking up its poop, who would they think is in charge?” Makes you think!!
Teto85 Premium Member over 1 year ago
“Outside of a dog, man’s best friend is a book. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.” Marx.
blunebottle over 1 year ago
For dog lovers:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H17edn_RZoY
PoodleGroomer over 1 year ago
Bring joy. Poop outdoors.