Pickles by Brian Crane for October 10, 2022

Resistance is Futile. Or just painful.

Reminds me of a book called 101 uses for a dead cat

Better check to see if that chomp didn’t draw blood, Earl!

anything to get noticed, huh, Muffin?

Our cat goes for the furniture. That forces us to react. Our own hide heals.

And that’s the MAIN reason I don’t have cats … anymore!!!

/SHEESH/

Aww Muffin come here. I’ll pet you.

And that’s also for the ‘Muffin’ name!

I think this already was recently.

Cat -———> English

“Meow” —> “Me. Now.”

This exact scenario played out at our house yesterday when the cat wouldn’t let Hubby ignore him. Kitty knows better than to nip me.

A knee-jerk reaction would launch Muffin across the room. Lesson learned.

Never will understand cat owners.

My cat “punches” me when I walk by if I ignore her.

My cat play bites, some folks who have watched her do not understand!

our cat would get in my lap and lay purring on the newspaper

Fluffy wants to suck the heat out of his lap. Thermal Vampire.

“And this is why.”

That’s a lesson for you…never ignore the cat!

Thanks for the laugh!!

OK, OK…I’ll be the dog-person jerk: DOGS ARE WAY BETTER. Hail Roscoe!!!

“I am the Cat! All must worship me and despair!”

CATS….yeow!

cats hate being ignored… but the instant you acknowledge them they disappear

I have always been indifferent to cats until I got Romeo. He rarely makes a sound, only if I continue to ignore him. When he wants to go out, he just taps me on the arm and goes to sit by the door. Romeo has scratched me on occasion, but has never broken my skin when he bites. When I go to bed, he curls up next to my chest for a while then moves down behind my knees. He gets along great with my three dogs. Love him with all my heart. PS. When I leave the house I always give my dogs a treat and Romeo sits patiently waiting on his.

why is the cat biting instead scratching? Is he hanging around the dog again?

Ours would jump on our lap. Sometimes I go to a small room we called my book room with computer, when I sit in smaller chair the cat would jump up and stay there, I be reading.

I’ve had a few cats who would use their claws to pull my hand towards them for pets. They did it fairly gently.

That’s why I hate cats.

When fluffiness doesn’t work, fangs and claws do!

Merging two worlds is not always easy.

My RIP cat Boo loved to get pets. My GF’s cat has a hair-trigger murder button.

Cats were once treated as Gods and they have NOT forgotten that.

Yep.

Muffin is one mean cat.

Our cat will nudge me until I scratch him.