Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for October 07, 2022

Give my regards to Muriel, Estace, and Courage.

Broomie needs to get her GPS fixed.

Get a Hogwortian broom, better steerage and lets you apply more English!!

Actually, she’s in the middle of a John Ford movie being filmed in Monument Valley, Utah.

Broomie’s in the muddle of nowhere.

Good luck getting out of this one, Broomie!

Broomie needs to get some type of Broom service, similar to AAA. Then she just picks up her cell phone and calls for a broom tow. Broomie has enough energy in her to reach any cell tower anywhere in the world.

Where’s the guy who’s suppose to live there … the Nowhere Man

There is a road about 35 miles from me aptly called Nowhere. Being a sometime jokester, I stood in the center of the road with the road sign behind me so the name was visible, so I could honestly say I was in the middle of Nowhere.

(I didn’t say it was a good joke…)

There’s no reason she should be in the middle of the dessert, she’s got powers to fly herself home….

I used to live four miles north of the middle of Nowhere.

Halfway there! Keep on truckin’!

She’s beyond Hope.

Can’t a witch create rain?

If she is in the middle of nowhere, then she cannot pick a wrong direction.

Well, Broomie, you’re either half way in or half way out.

At least you know where you are…..

What’s Broomie doing on Jakku?

’Smatta, Broomie? Fall asleep while flying your broom again?!

Good luck, and cool, clear, water!