Moses creates politicians, shirts become unisex, witches die (because they can’t touch the lemonade without melting), tigers and piranha get a good giggle, the Chinese have a slightly modified version of checkers which leaves giant marbles rolling into other countries, Lincoln (as one of the few to not wear a wig) decides to get cornrows, parents do away with “smart” phones and social media, the Nazis actually lose, memory foam becomes an instant requirement for automobile safety, and books are printed on Styrofoam.
I’m going to re-edit the old Russian classics. I’m only going to use the first syllable of their first and last name and cut out redundant angst, guilt, and self doubt. WAR and Peace, and Crime and Punishment cut down to a two book 225 page volume.
If I could go back in time and change history, I’d go back to change the results of November of 2016. Then, maybe the events of January 6, 2021 wouldn’t happen. Then, I’d travel to Wuhan, China, in 2019 to keep that virus from breaking out.
Macushlalondra over 1 year ago
You have some good ideas there Ruthie.
Purple People Eater over 1 year ago
The one about the parents actually makes a lot of sense.
robertolopezuk over 1 year ago
Ah the perfect world.
Frog-on-a-Log Premium Member over 1 year ago
Ruthie for President!
jagedlo over 1 year ago
It’s so interesting how OBH’s Sunday comics is now on Wednesdays!
monya_43 over 1 year ago
Taking out big chunks of history is what they are doing to history books here in Texas.
EnlilEnkiEa over 1 year ago
Moses creates politicians, shirts become unisex, witches die (because they can’t touch the lemonade without melting), tigers and piranha get a good giggle, the Chinese have a slightly modified version of checkers which leaves giant marbles rolling into other countries, Lincoln (as one of the few to not wear a wig) decides to get cornrows, parents do away with “smart” phones and social media, the Nazis actually lose, memory foam becomes an instant requirement for automobile safety, and books are printed on Styrofoam.
jdsven over 1 year ago
Worth mentioning, Ruthie, it was an eleven year old girl who suggested that Lincoln grow the beard in the first place.
PoodleGroomer over 1 year ago
I’m going to re-edit the old Russian classics. I’m only going to use the first syllable of their first and last name and cut out redundant angst, guilt, and self doubt. WAR and Peace, and Crime and Punishment cut down to a two book 225 page volume.
Judy Hendrickson [Unnamed Reader - 852856] over 1 year ago
Sounds good to me
Stephen Gilberg over 1 year ago
Why wrestlers and not weightlifters?
JPuzzleWhiz over 1 year ago
If I could go back in time and change history, I’d go back to change the results of November of 2016. Then, maybe the events of January 6, 2021 wouldn’t happen. Then, I’d travel to Wuhan, China, in 2019 to keep that virus from breaking out.
Sundialxiv over 1 year ago
Paul Rudd on the $5!