Reality Check by Dave Whamond for October 05, 2022

What was on the third tablet from Mel Brooks The History of the World Part I.

Off script or not, it still needed to be said.

Methinks he has a personal axe to grind, particularly on that last item.

It’s “Thou SHALT”. (See what I did there?)

The Ten Commandments according to the Apocrypha (They’re a series of 12 Biblical books that Catholics recognize as canon and Protestants do not). :/

The correct grammar is “Thou shalt …”

Smirk.

Thanks, Dave. I needed this chuckle this morning.

I break the grammar law daily. Some people need help talking gooder.

I like it! We can call it:

The Ten Amendments! …or

The Ten Revisions! …or

The Ten Minor Changes? or

The-Ten-Things-Not-Written-In-Stone- Like-The-Others-But-For-You-To-Consider?

#11. Thou shalt not drop your filthy teeth flosser on the ground! Put it in your pocket or find a litter basket! DISGUSTING habit!

The other reason Moses was not allowed to enter the promised land.

If your lunch bag is stinking, it should be thrown out, Moses!

Some people need more clarifications…OY

Call it the Bill Of Writes ….

AMEN!

Those must be the 11 through 20 commandments…

They have worked the Nots out.

And the 15th commandment, Thou shalt not…..Oh shoot, my tablet just died. Anybody got a charging cable?

Ralph looks so cute in his little head covering. :)

this would be good to hang in an office break room

He’s a bit preachy but that parting the waters trick of his is golden. :)

Guilty on most counts. Especially the quotes thing.

Yeah, Cheryl!

Now, that’s the Fifteen Commandments!