Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 28, 2022

Robots can’t keep secrets.

And if it were a secret, Metalgold would have failed the test because meat Marigold wouldn’t admit it.

next P&HU book title: Unicorns in Spaaaaaace

Didn’t we ever see a picture of Marigold in space once?.

I think maybe it was just an astronaut costume

I know Marigold, you think space needs another “Heavenly Body”!

Now time for Robot Phoebe to say something only Phoebe could say.

Still something Marigold would say. She’s… LEARNING!

I thought she was here to protect us from the Terrible Secret of Space.

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…if there’s a contest for “oldest meme reference”, I just aced it.

How is it that these two unicorns do not become entranced by the sparkly beauty of their doppelgänger?

In fairness, an lot of people want to go into space

Well that’s a storyline waiting to happen

Reminds me of Pinkie Pie in “Sparkle’s Seven,” tho she’s not a unicorn.

“Say something I would say.”