Free Range by Bill Whitehead for September 28, 2022

“Ancient” rituals.

Wow, he really meant it! Go Granny!

Is she from Pasadena?

Give her a contract!

Was that Betty White?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXL8QPWLbBo

And after practice, she’ll make you a nice sandwich.

She only helps your drive on Sundays.

Get a woman mad enough….

And she doesn’t need a teeth guard.

If she played all the time, she’d end up leading the league in sacks.

That reminds me of an ad I saw years ago in which Betty White is among the big football teens, getting tackled and whining. One of them says, “Mike, you’re not yourself” and hands him a Snickers. Then he transforms back into a hulking teenage boy.