B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for September 26, 2022

Don’t we all?

Wardrobe malfunction

My hair does that every day I go online and see the headlines.

Hopefully he has all his feathers numbered.

Probably read something about Trump!

Fear can cause fright molt in birds.

I can’t watch the news anymore. I read it…less traumatic and don’t have to put up with all the stupid “Breaking News” ….sensationalism sells…

To say current news media is in a sorry state is to insult sorry states.

‘FOONK’ and ‘MOLT’ – B.C. always was the best in sounds

Don’t worry. A little duck tape and he will be good as new.

I make my livin’ off the evenin’ news

Just give me somethin’, somethin’ I can use

People love it when you lose

They love dirty laundry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMaGeEQfVmA

Hard to find real news these days – it’s all opinion, talk shows and hosts who interrupt their guests.

Have we really become so fragile? In Europe, The War began in 1938; in America it was “not our problem” until December 7, 1941. The news was far, far worse than the manufactured drama that passes for “news” today.

Look at the ridiculous trash that passes as political news but has progressively less to do with our lives. I check the local news for things I need to know and leave the circus to put on its lion taming and dogs riding ponies alone.

The first few lines may be important, i don’t ignore them. Of course the weather forecast makes some sense and doesn’t really bring you down. But looking at the rest ain’t good for your heart and your hair color (if any left).

Foonk??

But do you know?

To quote an famous song. " I read the news today… oh boy"

My bathtub drain would have a fit if I listened to the news whilst showering……

I wonder if D Bird is in Tennesee. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-OrVQaqkg0

A neighbor I had years ago listened only to the Christian TV network 24-7. She said the Bible gave her all the news she needed. Perhaps that kept her blood pressure down.

How embarrassing!

Don’t we all, though?