Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for September 29, 2022

If Horace gets a stomach-ache, will he have to go to the dentist?

I doubt the tooth fairy will give you anything for that tooth should it ever be available again.

The worst that could happen is that you’ve loaded your pistol for a p!ssing contest!!

Oh well … This tooth shall pass.

Ain’t that the tooth.

You can’t handle the tooth.

This tooth shall pass…hopefully

The tooth fairy will give you a slug.

When my kids were in science class they went to the orthodontist and asked him for some teeth that he had extracted ….so they mounted them on a big poster board after the results of them soaking and various liquids. Vinegar, coke, milk, etc.

They got an “A” on their projects..but we certainly marveled at the results,

suggest you send the tooth fairy TEXT and tell her the tooth, the whole tooth, had nothing but the tooth…!

Never put anything toxic in a drinking glass. I was cleaning auto parts with isopropyl alcohol and put it in a convenient glass. It’s hot work. I automatically picked up the glass and got a mouthful of alcohol which I sprayed out of my mouth before swallowing. Habits are very strong; they can work for you or against you. Think about that the next time you run a stop sign.

Be true to your teeth and they won’t be false to you…………………..Soupy Sales

Don’t worry Horace. You’ll get it back.

At least we know there’s a solution.

There is actually a recorded case in a book of the history of Coca-Cola of someone claiming to have found a small dead mouse in their bottle of Coke. Coca-Cola attorneys irrefutably demonstrated that a mouse would have completely dissolved from the action of the acidic solution during the interval between bottling and sale. Case dismissed!