If this was “Beetle Bailey,” Miss Bliss, Alice’s teacher at Blisshaven Academy pre-school, would be Lieutenant Fuzz, author of many “War and Peace” sized memos to General Halftrack, who abhors getting them and usually tosses them in the trash can without looking at them.
While I applaud Miss Bliss’ devotion to her profession and her truly mind-blowing ability to make a 142+ page document out of pre-school, I must say that this is on reason kids come out of school unable to cope with life as it is really lived.
mccollunsky over 1 year ago
a true sneeze fest
Ivy Valory Premium Member over 1 year ago
For heaven’s sake, Miss Bliss!
gbars70 over 1 year ago
Calling attention to the the appearance of a juice moustache is a faux pas…
jmolay161 over 1 year ago
The parents themselves are back in preschool now!
LeftCoastKen Premium Member over 1 year ago
If this was “Beetle Bailey,” Miss Bliss, Alice’s teacher at Blisshaven Academy pre-school, would be Lieutenant Fuzz, author of many “War and Peace” sized memos to General Halftrack, who abhors getting them and usually tosses them in the trash can without looking at them.
powersfamily over 1 year ago
Arrested development? Er… a rested development.
mhebden over 1 year ago
A Rested Development!!
fritzoid Premium Member over 1 year ago
The crankiness index is scaled in Alices. Madeleine must be so proud…
fritzoid Premium Member over 1 year ago
I’m not sure this was ever established, but I’ve always believed the second woman is Dill’s mom.
(We’ve seen his dad, sort of an aging-hippy type. She looks like a good match.)
ElwoodP over 1 year ago
Wait till they get to the Appendix…
ChessPirate over 1 year ago
“The Crankiness Index” – Whether Normal or On the Curve, Alice is always right at the top…
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A.Ficionada over 1 year ago
Crankiness index: 0 to Alice?
Norris66 over 1 year ago
Petey’s home playing by himself.
6turtle9 over 1 year ago
And, for the theatrical portion of the evening, Peter will act out how everyone else is feeling.
It’d be fun if the ceiling clown made a surprise appearance. Might wake everyone up.
norphos over 1 year ago
Is that woman Viola’s mom?
dogday Premium Member over 1 year ago
While I applaud Miss Bliss’ devotion to her profession and her truly mind-blowing ability to make a 142+ page document out of pre-school, I must say that this is on reason kids come out of school unable to cope with life as it is really lived.
Nancy Simpson over 1 year ago
What? No PowerPoint for show-and-drone?
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 1 year ago
I love Miss Bliss.
Sisyphos over 1 year ago
Poor Peter! I sympathize; Miss Bliss’s program just doesn’t seem all that enthralling.
Persisting but unanswerable question: whose mother is that with whom Madeline is conversing?
Charles Haacker Premium Member over 1 year ago
I remember this! And from experience, I know that they’ll need a forklift to get Peter out of that chair.
JH&Cats over 1 year ago
The one I didn’t get around to writing (though I did some research) was “A Juvenile Sedative Called Lunch.”
Archistoteles over 1 year ago
“Strategies of Hand-Washing”……I like that.