Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for September 23, 2022

As a child I remember that Driving to our vacation destination took forever. Driving home went quickly.

The Theory of Relativity explained!

Let a man sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute, but let him sit on a hot stove for a minute, and it’s longer than any hour. Now that’s relativity!

—A. Einstein

The length of a minute is dependent upon which side of the bathroom door you are on. That’s why we moved to a house with more than one bathroom when the girls turned 8.

It wasn’t about a spelling bee, but I remember my mother telling me the exact same thing about something.

Truer words were never spoken.

“Then one day you find Ten years have got behind you No one told you when to run – You missed the starting gun.” (The Floyd, man)