Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for September 08, 2022

Big foot just sounds better.

‘Cause lots of people has them but isn’t them.

Sasquatch on grammar patrol.

and why call it a ‘toothbrush’ when it brushes all of them? Yet a ‘pair’ of pants is only one article of clothing.

Why are data used as a singular noun?

Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?

“But… My name is Darryl….”

Can you climb a 50 feet tree?

Bigfoots. Not Bigfeet.

HAHAHAHAHA!

And what makes them think that Nelly is Loch Ness Monster? Couldn’t she just be an aquatic animal or a dinosaur?

If a centipede a pint and a millipede a quart, how much could a precipice?

In spite of the fact that every time someone comes up with a DNA sample, it turns out to be bear DNA. Not sayin Bigfoot ain’t out there, but still…

Big is relative considering your height.

If they call they “Yeti’s” then they could be deported!

For the same reason that English grammar has a “six-FOOT two” man, and we “watch our STEP.”

Back in hometown it’s Big-a-Feet

He’s got a point!