Frank and Ernest by Thaves for September 18, 2022

They alienated the aliens.

Seems familiar/similar to: “If you kids don’t settle down, I’m stopping the car and taking you back home.” … “We can’t take you anywhere.”

Alien One: Well there’s obviously no intelligent life here.

Alien Two: Really? What tipped you off?

wait, so you weren’t… then what was that little performance suppose to be.

The aliens are obvious anti human racists.

I’ll have to remember this for the next time I’m in an alien abduction.

If they kidnapped any politician in Washington D.C. they would throw them out of their spacecraft and hightail it back to their planet.

Saved by their inner children.

After eons of studying the Sun, the planets, and Earth and its inhabitants, Alien Al said to Alien Tak: ‘Well we have to make a decision on where to settle. The deadline is today.’ AT replied, ‘Well, what do you think?’ AA, ‘Tell ’em Mars.’ AT, ‘But why? There’s nothing there.’ AA, ‘You just answered your own question. No humans, no trash, no pollution, no politicians, no crazies, no bombs. What’s not to like?’ AT, ‘Oh. Right. I’ll call it in.’

They should have given them anal probes.

They weren’t even worth ‘probing’.

Awwwww. I missed this comic! I used to volunteer at “The Tonawanda Historical Society” for many years and I ALWAYS stopped to read this one in the microfilms.:‘) (It’s a lot of Erie Canal stuff.)

The alien’s name tags read Fran and Eric…!

Could have been fun…..

For some reason, Weird Al’s song Tacky started playing in my head as I read this. Now Weird Al needs to write another version about all the stuff you’re not supposed to do when you are abducted by aliens. That would be right up his alley.

I think most humans would react the same way as Frank and Ernest if space aliens scooped them up.

“Earthlings can be such PITAs!”