Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 11, 2022

What a tangled mess they weaved.

Jollyfish eh.

Who farted?

This plat is so tangled you may have to reboot the entire series.

I thought this was a family comic

Those are jellyfish, but where is the peanut butter fish? There are peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, so there must be peanut butter and jelly fish.

This is what happen when men hug. Women do it much better. —A critic of Portuguese Men o’ War

It’s made even worse with many of their stinging cells going off.

Whose idea was it to get knotty?

All together now, all together now…..

Same thing happens every time they play “Twister”.

Mine

Portuguese men-o’-peace.

Now one of them counts to three and they all sting each other.

Hey, this would make a good ad for hair conditioner — well, ok, maybe not. Thanks for the laugh. Great addition to any day.

jellies in a jam.