Bliss by Harry Bliss for August 12, 2022

You’re speaking to a computerized voice.

First I was bombarded with notices, then e-mails, and now recorded calls (which I delete as soon as I hear the plaintive voice)!!!

Horses come with warranties?

That’s funny!

Oh yes, let’s.

I don’t wish anyone dead.

What color will you like your hearse to be ?

Death knocking…..

And just like that, one more of those annoying telemarketers disappears…never to be heard from again!

If only

What a great answer! I think I’ll use it if I ever get caught off guard by a telemarketer.

Recent article in one of our magazines: This is a scam. Run offshore by two families.

Love it! Thanks for the laugh. Great way to start a day.

Why would Death be wandering around in a cemetery? Everyone is already dead. … Oh, maybe admiring his (?) handiwork.

There’s always a catch to closing a big sale….

it was an offer to die for…

Hey Harry, next time do Death’s lines in all CAPS . . . haven’t you ever read Terry Pratchett?

close in person! I love it.