Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 13, 2022

Never been to one. Or mud wrestling, either. Or a dogfight. What is wrong with me?

Have you set on fire a plane full of terrorists at takeoff? Bruce Willis has.

Pants. Always wear pants when attending a monster truck rally.

Scared of monsters that go vreéerrttum in the night. Keep a light on and guard the closet and under bed.

This scared the PJs off him.

Oh, rally?

Yes!

Gasp! He seems he’s in a bind-er! He’s wound so tight he can’t even bend down to get his pants on…..let alone his socks and shoes..

I remember the last time I attended a monster truck rally, when I was yelling Yippee Ki YAY, my binder snapped and flung in the air and hit some man in the head….they banned me for life….

Isn’t it, ‘Yippee-ki-yay, Mothra’?

Even when you could be home studying your Kierkegaard or your Mary Shelley?

Well, that’s a wrap …!

I went to a destruction derby in Canada, it made the girl friend cry for all the cars.

USA is having its own destruction derby now.

Monster Truck Rallies: The ultimate “Hold my beer and watch this!”

Remember folks, make sure you wear your red ballcaps and body armor and bring your AR-15 at the next Monster Truck Rally coming soon to your neighborhood!

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… monster tractors are all the rage at the county fair…

…I call it sumo- trucking…

…Jasper, here, is one ruff & tuff and hard to diaper fellow…

…The Bathmat champion…

…division A of course…

…Christmas Champ…

…now, on to trucks…

No problem with monster truck rallies. There are problems with going to watch people or animals who don’t have a choice. Dogfights come to mind.

Looks like one of them didn’t miss you, either. Is that a bandage covering a truck tire track torso, or so what?