Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 21, 2022

Score one for the dweeb.

Great revenge ploy!

Sweet !

Payback is … quite something.

Perfect Hitchcock plot with a nice twist at the end

Wow, That’ll make him forget who he kicked sand on!

Was that bread in that bucket that attracted all those birds? This reminds me of an episode of The Sandman where he’s sitting at a park feeding pigeons. It seems like I saw a pigeon once, and I could see it outside the kitchen window.

He was Under Siege by Steven’s Seagulls.

I think this is better than one of those old school Charles Atlas "The Insult (Stop kicking sand in the face!) comic book ads.

Huh, the gull of some people!

Great way to tern the tables on that brute.

WE live by the beach, and during the day, hundreds of seagulls patrol the beach looking for food. However, after 6pm, there isn’t a seagull to be found.

Where do they go?

Some guys are more successful than others at attracting the gulls.

Charles Atlas brand chips!

True justice.

:D! Don’t get mad, get even.

That’ll leave a mark!

I tell you, it’s those little guys you have to watch out for!

I’ll mess with a big strapping testosterone-wad before I mess with a little fella, or small-statured female.

That bully shore knows what its like to be pecked on . . .

Justifiable