Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 26, 2022

They did that on porpoise.

They spell like the gaters in Pearls Before Swine.

The second word isn’t even close.

i’ll be happy to try this …… on someone i REALLY like (and please note the sarcasm)

And they’d have gotten away with it too if not for the meddling Ninja Sloth.

Is that a Dry Erase marker?

Not done by the sharks from yesterday, who know they’re being tracked.

Same to people that tag the sharks yesterday

Sharks read Non Sequitur.

You don’t want to be swimming with dolphins anyway. They’re cute but nasty.

Mr. Jaws is gonna give him a “Gotcha!” he’ll never forget.

Hez a dull Finn – so he mite go wit diz.

You’ll get shark thanks.

They’ve seen the Chick-Fil-A ads

Wiley bears and Parisi sharks.

Well, it is shark week

Just write “Surf’s Up!!”, you’ll really get a smorgasbord!

What do you call the stuff caught in a great white shark’s teeth?……………………… Slow swimmers.

Sure sign of a scam.

I see Amazon finally delivered that waterproof marker yesterday.

Just when you thought it was safe to go into the water.

Not accusing Mark of anything, but anybody else remember/reminded of https://store.gocomics.com/product/the-far-side-comic-art-print-cat-fud/ ?