Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 14, 2022

I want to drive the zamboni………

Oh my gosh! LOL!!!

Norg Zamboni always was ahead of his time.

Hoser!

He built himself plenty of heaters.

Norg, is smarter than your average caveman.

And me thought he’d hoards wool.

It’s 24 cubits by 8 cubits by 16 cubits. Norg is the Noah of his time.

That’s not going to help him. Ice Age glaciers were a mile thick.

The zamboni!

If tools were made of iron in the iron age, bronze in the bronze age, stone in the stone age, what were they made of in the ice age?

Norg’s last name is Zamboni?

An early RV!

Charles Schulz would have loved this. He thought the word “Zamboni” was hilarious. A Zamboni made it’s way into many Peanuts strips.

Unfortunately Norg’s cousin Hans hasn’t invented the silver skates yet.

Non Sequitur had an Ice Age related comic yesterday. These coincidences make it seem like some comic strip writers share topic plans in advance.

Norg has a contemporary descendant. He’s building a fallout shelter.

I don’t think he’s going to be able to power that on “Flintstone feet”.

Built myself a wood Zamboni, stainless steel macaroni, truly authentic ain’t no phoney.

Since I’m not a hockey fan it took me a minute….thanks for a good laugh Mark!