Cornered by Mike Baldwin for August 20, 2022

They do not taste like “chicken”.

White 18th Century explorers to Polynesia were often captured and eaten by indigenous tribes, their flesh being described as “long pig”!!!!

“To serve man”

ITS A COOK BOOK!

Relax boys, float until that alien idiot grabs that pot handle that’s over the red hot burner then implement the takeover

Does it also say something about some fava beans and a nice chianti?

And change the water often. If mostly Americans, do drain the fat.

I thought you just boiled them alive!

They’ve been fattening us up for years.

Must be the recipe for Soylent Green Casserole.

Ah, human beans.

They still look feisty to me…..

I like a bit of oregano in my people soup.

Everyone urinate at once. Let’s give them pee soup.

You always drown everything in sauce. :)

From the Betty Croaker Collection…

I bet they get steamed.

They got them from Sicily. One of the aliens was in the mood for Italian …