FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for August 09, 2022

One born every minute

The Dutch actually came up with something similar to this: Center Parcs. They are all over Europe now.

And the thump you hear after that is my fist going through your face.

hey give credit to the man…. at least he found one with chlorine !

She makes fake food and she’s upset over a fake resort!?

Better hope it has enough chlorine, or you can say hello to norovirus…

Roger is just trying to do the most for his large family on his limited salary given the large expenses of their kids (food, shopping, and property damage).

I don’t know when this was written, but there are lots of these places all over now: Wolf Creek Lodge, Mt. Olympus Parks, Noah’s Ark Waterparks, Kalahari Parks, Typhoon Lagoon, Blizzard Beach, Cowabunga Bay Water Park, Discovery Cove – good grief there are hundreds of them.

At least you won’t drink salt water

kind of a carob-beany… (’cuz carob is fake chocolate, ha, oh never mind)

That still can’t be cheaper than going to the actual Caribbean. Even back in 2001 when this strip first ran.

All of a sudden this comic is coloured??