Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 30, 2022

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    Superfrog  almost 2 years ago

    That can be very handy.

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    Imagine  almost 2 years ago

    And an octogenarian.

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    jasonsnakelover  almost 2 years ago

    There’s no such thing as right four tentacled or left four tentacled for him.

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    ISENOTHING  almost 2 years ago

    If he can cut sugar cane too he would be ambi-ambi-ambi-ambi-dextrose.

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    Doug K  almost 2 years ago

    How about Omni-dextrous.

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    Il Siciliano  almost 2 years ago

    Maybe not as impressive as a talking fish, with a desk job!

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    Purple People Eater  almost 2 years ago

    “Ambi” is Latin, and means “on both sides”. “Dextrous” is derived from “dexter”, which is Latin for “rigth-handed”. So, “ambidextrous” means “right-handed on both sides”.

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    Vilyehm  almost 2 years ago

    Trouble is, he can only type 60 “minnows.” A word.

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    Stocky One  almost 2 years ago
    I think the word would be octodextrous.
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    jango  almost 2 years ago

    After reading these comments, I am octo-gon

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    mountainclimber  almost 2 years ago

    I am ambisinister.

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 2 years ago

    I never considered before that octopi would have favored limbs.

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    manowarrior  almost 2 years ago

    He won’t ever bug a co-worker or boss for a pen at work.

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    spaced man spliff  almost 2 years ago

    He’s a north north south south east east west west-paw.

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    joewolf  over 1 year ago

    I’d give my left arm to be ambidextrous!

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