Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for December 14, 2022

Don’t like wine. Bourbon?

Will you unfriend me if I bring juice instead?

That’s one way to get free wine. How do you feel about pomegranate or mead?

“However, I would resent the insinuation if you brought elderberry wine!”

For some reason I’m thinking of a Deana Carter song.

Love ya more if you bring a gallon of Mogen David Gourmet wine or Thunderbird Prime. First class baby

Sounds like fun, I’ll be right over. Is there a secret knock?

White or red? xxx

“I’m not an alcoholic, I just drink wine.” (Hic!)

If bringing you wine is needed to have you as a friend, I don’t need you as a friend.

Let’s keep it at casual acquaintance, and get your own wine.

I’ll be happy to send you a bottle of wine, Aunty, as soon as you figure out how I can get it across the interdimensional barrier from my universe to yours.

“Love you babe”

Why do I always have to bring the wine?

auntie’ll bring the whine…

Someone save me! I read it!

Sorry Aunty, I’m a margarita kind of guy.

Box or gallon jug?