Herman by Jim Unger for June 24, 2022

Glass lighting

Why isn’t he wearing it?

Maybe it’s a lightbulb that is wired to her brain but just doesn’t get enough power to glow.

So is Cubic Zirconium.

Glass of beer that is.

I miss finding those in boxes of cracker jacks

A dog is man’s best friend. Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Why is that?

Women are like glass: they should be handled with care

What did you expect? Since you were looking that glass-eyed?

Glass is cheaper than dirt! Tell him to get lost!

diamonds are a scam

https://priceonomics.com/diamonds-are-bullshit/

I have been married a few times and have never given my intended a diamond engagement ring. They eventually got houses, cars, lots of other jewelry, and all my money by the time we’d divorced, but no diamond ring!

She should be able to through that guy.

El cheapo.

Assuming she’s planning to stay with him, I expect he’ll learn very quickly that she isn’t going to be his best friend.