Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 24, 2022

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    C  almost 2 years ago

    Soul wrenching

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    danketaz Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    The devil forgot the details?

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    whahoppened  almost 2 years ago

    Snared by Auto-correct!

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    Superfrog  almost 2 years ago

    Be careful of sole traders.

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    theincrediblebulk  almost 2 years ago

    Damn autocorrect!

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    Chithing Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    That’s a Foulstian bargain if I ever heard one.

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    DM2860  almost 2 years ago

    And part of the Ultimate Knowledge was learning how to get out of the contract with minimal cost.

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    Jody H. Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Stupid auto-correct…

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    gammaguy  almost 2 years ago

    “…you’d gain ownership of his sole.”

    But which one? That’s not his sole sole.

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    StoicLion1973  almost 2 years ago

    This reminds me of an episode of “Fairly Oddparents” where Timmy hired a lawyer to draft a contract to protect him from a trickster genie who granted him wishes. The contract was cartoonishly long (ha!) but, in the end, the genie couldn’t pull any tricks or monkey’s paw shenanigans.

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    KEA  almost 2 years ago

    Like I’ve been saying since I first started teaching… spelling DOES count

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    snowedin, now known as Missy's mom Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Speaking of spelling errors, check out Brewster Rockit today. LOL!

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    mpolo11 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    And you got his whole shoe!

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    CrzyDyeman  almost 2 years ago

    Smells fishy to me

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    Daeder  almost 2 years ago

    He was hoping for a fish.

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    gopher gofer  almost 2 years ago

    not reading the fine print was his sole mistake…

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