Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 05, 2022

Two armpit alarms with hair horn blasts!

France is recovering nicely. Donations via cryptocurrency are suggested by the World IT Pirates Association.

Trailer filled with piggy’s in the blanket are the most fortunate. Wrapped in a cabbage leaf, with rice and beef filling, smothered in a sea of sauce, they couldn’t be happier….until they were attacked by chunks of flying concrete by a Mr. Goodbar missing his mark, and forced to land on the trailers roof…..no injuries reported except the sea of sauce leaked out and the piggies were left naked and afraid….

…the Froglandia Piqua’s news section is still better than most other social media…

…but page three has been turned into page one…

…with more backhanded nudity…

…they say if you want to know what a gal’s armpit smells like you taste her Mr. Goodbar…

…oops…

…they’re coming…

…gotta go…

I think I missed the punch line, please don’t hit me.

The trouble with scribbles …!

“only F injuries?”

I’m glad he was forced to land because they’ve been looking for Mr. Goodbar.

Mmmmm . . . pigs in a blanket.

Pretty pink bottsDo did done

Film at 11:00. (What story do you want to see film of? And don’t say the woman with the ribbon.)

Running tabs of softcore porn and Muddled News Network headlines must make for a rather distracting computer experience.

Luckily no viewers were damaged. Injuries were reportedly minor.

Froglandia authorities have, however, determined a new Warning Label is henceforth required on this cartoon:

Caution! Reading FROG APPLAUSE may be damaging to those with weakened humor systems!