Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 18, 2022

With the amount of siblings you’ve got, you’re gonna have to buy him a card and send it via snail mail.

Looks like Nick Cannon’s email.

My wife held one. “Oh he’s so soft and warm!” Well, some of that warm is dripping off your elbow.

“Because of the increasing amount of unwed births, should we abolish Father’s Day? "

-Jerry Springer

Looks like today he’ll be busy doing this so maybe he won’t be busy doing more of what made this possible.

Too much emails?

I wonder if he is the Killer Rabbit?

Oh, look…it’s Herschel Walker

I always wished there was a different name for Father’s Day because the ‘fathering’ was easy — he was having fun. It’s the ‘Dad’ part that is worth honoring.

Just like Herschel Walker.

Just what me always wanted. Me very own little bunny wabbit.

Like a bunny…

BUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hiya Happyx 3!!!!!!!! :)

I bet Moulay Ismail Ibn Sharif didn’t celebrate it.