Cornered by Mike Baldwin for July 07, 2022

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    SHAKEDOWNVILLE  almost 2 years ago

    He answered with a “scythe” of relief.

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    C  almost 2 years ago

    Waiting for the scything comeback

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    Lady loves a joke  almost 2 years ago

    Just fine, thanks. He ‘lives’ for his work.

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    Farside99  almost 2 years ago

    I realize that if I didn’t do my job, the world would be wall-to-wall people.

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    Qiset  almost 2 years ago

    To quote Darkman, “I’m learning to live with a lot of things.”

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    Superfrog  almost 2 years ago

    He survives by dead reckoning.

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    Gent  almost 2 years ago

    We all has to lives with ourselfs. We can’t get rid of us selfs.

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    Egrayjames  almost 2 years ago

    I think he enjoys boating on the River Styx.

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    bobpeters61  almost 2 years ago

    Looks like counsel don’t fear the reaper.

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    [Traveler] Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    He loves cowbell

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    cdward  almost 2 years ago

    Don’t have to.

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    Doug K  almost 2 years ago

    He is resigned to the fact that it is the task he is assigned to “live”.

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    Daltongang Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    The Grim Reapers reply to the lawyer:

    Grim Reaper: "Shut up, you American. You Americans, all you do is talk, and talk, and say “let me tell you something” and “I just wanna say.” Well, you’re dead now, so shut up."

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    loridobson Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Dead lawyer walking.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Ask Putin that question?

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    JoshHere  almost 2 years ago

    He is dead to himself

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    the lost wizard  almost 2 years ago

    I’m just the messenger. :(

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    Buckeye67  almost 2 years ago

    He has no problem at all because he doesn’t become emotionally involved in his work.

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    cuzinron47  almost 2 years ago

    Lots of Valium.

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    Another Take  almost 2 years ago

    What’s Wayne LaPierre testifying about?

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    KEA  almost 2 years ago

    I live much better with myself than with anybody else.

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    stillfickled Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I’ve always wondered how one gets beside themselves?

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    JoeMartinFan Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Oh, that’s definitely a “final question”!

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    gopher gofer  almost 2 years ago

    it helps that he’s got a killer job…

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