With Powerpoint you can make a steaming pile of horse manure seem like Bananas Foster. Whenever someone pulled out PP I would ask myself, “What are they trying to hide.”….or has it improved since I retired?
There may be a unicorn somewhere nearby using the Shield of Boringness. Or I could be thinking of the old joke “With all this s**t, there’s got to be a pony here somewhere!”
When I retired from DoD in 2019 they were still using the same training that had to be taken every. stinking. year. that talked about Hillary Clinton as the Secretary of State. I commented on it every single year, but the presentation was made and be hanged it they were going to update it to being more accurate.
BasilBruce almost 2 years ago
Watch Spaceballs if you want to see what combing the desert is like.
Imagine almost 2 years ago
That should solve your problem about falling asleep.
rshive almost 2 years ago
Poor Horace. He even has to work hard to be bored.
Chris almost 2 years ago
is it possible to die from boredom?
WaitingMan almost 2 years ago
Years ago there was a TV show (whose name I forget) that was comedy about frontier life. A couple was living in a log cabin:
Wife: “No matter how much I sweep, I can’t get this floor clean.”
Husband: “Honey, it’s a dirt floor.”
Zebrastripes almost 2 years ago
Sometimes you’re so overwhelmed you do nothing…
in-dubio-pro-rainbow almost 2 years ago
On the first part of the journey
I was looking at the power point presentation
There were no plants or birds, only rocks and things
There was sand and hills and all what the boringness brings
The first thing I got was a sigh with a buzz
Under the sky with no clouds
The heat was hot and the ground was dry (- the boringness acute high)
But the air was full of my mourning sound
I’ve been through the desert – I’m a horse with a broom
It felt boring to be oh so doomed
In the desert you can remember your gloom
‘Cause there ain’t no one to give you an elsewhere to zoom
La la la la la la…
JoshHere almost 2 years ago
The Boring Life Side of the Horse
scyphi26 almost 2 years ago
And he’s gotta watch that powerpoint while standing up too.
mistercatworks almost 2 years ago
Listening to someone slowly read all the text on every slide in a 50-slide presentation like a first-grader === “kill me now” boringness
Sir Isaac almost 2 years ago
With Powerpoint you can make a steaming pile of horse manure seem like Bananas Foster. Whenever someone pulled out PP I would ask myself, “What are they trying to hide.”….or has it improved since I retired?
nerdhoof almost 2 years ago
There may be a unicorn somewhere nearby using the Shield of Boringness. Or I could be thinking of the old joke “With all this s**t, there’s got to be a pony here somewhere!”
InTraining almost 2 years ago
Horace is gonna need a really big shop vac..!
kartis almost 2 years ago
Seems like a pretty dry presentation.
BigBoy almost 2 years ago
Don’t drop that horse stuff and you won’t have to clean up
crazeekatlady almost 2 years ago
When I retired from DoD in 2019 they were still using the same training that had to be taken every. stinking. year. that talked about Hillary Clinton as the Secretary of State. I commented on it every single year, but the presentation was made and be hanged it they were going to update it to being more accurate.
Wizard4168 almost 2 years ago
Never mind the desert, we need to clean up Uranus. If you won’t clean up Uranus, who will?
JH&Cats almost 2 years ago
“They wept like anything to see such quantities of sand. ‘If this could all be cleared away,’ they said, ‘it would be grand.’”