Jeff Stahler for June 01, 2022

Not funny, given current events.

The chef must have been playing too many video games or listened to too much RAP music. Rep Jackson (R – TEXAS of course). Guns do not kill people. Boom boxes and X-Boxes kill people.

Well, they aren’t going to stop buzzing around as long as we have Republicans in control (and yes, they are the minority, but they are in control).

Waiter, I specifically asked for a fly, not a full metal jacket.

“Sir, you are mistaken. That is an expended shell casing, not a bullet. If you can’t use the proper terminology I’m not even going to discuss the problem with you. Next you’ll be trying to say AR stands for assault rifle and wanting them taken off of the menu!”

The NRA special..

Son of a gun, haven’t heard that one before.

The fly was packin’.

And yet some in our Congress continue to deny it’s a gun issue and proclaim it’s a mental health issue. Other countries have mental health issues but do not have the gun issues we have. And to add to the problem, they also do nothing to address the mental health issue. And we pay them to do nothing.

“Sorry, it was meant for the GOP, NRA table.”

Waiter: “Please, sir, not so loud. Everyone will want one!”

They’ll charge him extra for minerals.

Sometimes ya just havta look at the funny side just to keep yer sanity.

Is it an actual projectile or is it a cartridge? The main parts of a cartridge are the case, the primer, the charge and the bullet; a cartridge goes into a gun, a bullet comes out of a gun.

Put there by the Gazpacho police.

He’s using his finger to show where it is so is that a bullet point?

Don’t worry; it won’t kill much. Anymore, that is.

“Well, that explains why the soups chef has been laying on the floor for the past hour.”

(Yes, that was intentional.)

Would you like a gun to go with it?

Hey, and there was just another mass shooting in Oklahoma yesterday. Is that what the radical right means by “great”?