Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for May 28, 2022

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    gammaguy  almost 2 years ago

    In the book? In lots of books!

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    well-i-never  almost 2 years ago

    And he framed it to leave out the, “Maybe I should have said DiMaggio?”, line. Sacrilege!

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    holdenrex  almost 2 years ago

    That IS an old gag. I first heard that routine on Woody Woodpecker’s Talent Show record – and “record” in this case refers to a 78. And it was probably an old gag when the record was released.

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    ChessPirate  almost 2 years ago

    “And where do you dock boats?”

    “Wharf!”

    “And the name of the Federation’s Klingon warrior?”

    “Worf!”

    “And the first name of the actor portraying ‘The Karate Kid’?”

    “Ralph!”

    “And what I have maybe had one too many glasses of?”

    “Wiiiine!”

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    uniquename  almost 2 years ago

    So nice that the dog pleases his master.

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    LOLBeth  almost 2 years ago

    “What’s that fancy collar the Elizabethans wore?”

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    Thomas R. Williams  almost 2 years ago

    Firesign Theater did that series of jokes in their “Giant Rat of Sumatra” album, wherein Dr. Watson mistakes a real canine for Holmes, incognito. They finish with: “What a cunning disguise, Holmes—is this the zipper? —Yipe,yipe yipe yipe….”

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 2 years ago

    Of course, Webster could have said “Babe Ruth” or even “George Herman Ruth, Jr.”

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