Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for June 12, 2022

Yep, yep and yep. And lemme tell you: Having someone else trim your toenails is BLISS when your waist measurement exceeds your inseam measurement. Well worth the price of reciprocating!

(I did wonder how Jan was going to go on from panel 3)

I am relieved that Jan left Holly back in early ignorant tweenerhood.

Nice save by Holly.

I used to cut my late loving wife’s toenails and I shaved her legs too. It’s funny though she never used my toothbrush.

Cut each other’s toenails? Do any couples really do that?

I remember having to trim my hubby’s toe nails not a pleasant job, he had health issues then, I always dread mine to cut, a couple of weeks ago I had accident not auto either, the leg effected I cannot move it too much, so hubby or my daughter may have to trim mine. A fracture lower femur not fun, no cast, Heal on its own. Use of wheelchair or crutches, walker is out until I am ready for home therapy. July 12th 2nd x-ray. Hope fracture is healed so I can start getting my life back.

She left out the good parts, thankfully.

Not “everybody,” Holly. Apparently you’ve never heard of priests and nuns and people who just want to be single.

Good save Holly

This is why we should not stress our kids over gender identity. Let them be children as long as they can.

He: And sometimes they finish each other’s…

She: …sentences.

And there’s the tonsil inspection.